Errementari: The Blacksmith and the Devil

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Errementari: The Blacksmith and the Devil will reveal a secret that hundreds of other films kept quiet about. Instead, they just scared us with demons and the seven circles of hell. What is this, if not a conspiracy against the inhabitants of the earthly realm?

Maybe the devil himself has been whispering to filmmakers for decades, ever since cinema began, telling them to stay silent about how to fight back. Yes, if you’ve sold your soul to the devil—it’s not the end. You have a choice: once you get what you wanted, tell him to go to hell and refuse to hold up your end of the bargain. Technically, that’s a breach of contract, but who’s gonna care? Is the devil gonna sue you?

You’re probably on the edge of your seat, dying to know: what’s this secret countermeasure everyone’s hiding? The thing the devil and his entire legion hate more than crosses, crucifixes, or church bells is called chickpeas. Yes, the exact same ones used to make my beloved hummus.

Try it once, and it’s love for life. Cheat the devil, and it’s love for eternity. Though, come to think of it, after centuries even hummus might get boring. Nah, I don’t even want to think about it.

Now you’re armed. After all, forewarned is forearmed. If a messenger of hell ever shows up in front of you, just scatter some chickpeas on the floor—and he’ll immediately start counting them against his will. You’ll have plenty of time to run and avoid paying your debt.

Consider this proof you’re not wasting your time reading me: now you know how to trick the devil. Like the blacksmith in Errementari: The Blacksmith and the Devil, you’re forging your own destiny.

P.S.
I’m absolutely not urging you to use the devil’s services or sell your soul for anything. I’m just sharing a secret method of fighting hell’s agents, as shown in Errementari: The Blacksmith and the Devil.